Sometimes I get sent photos of butts. And I’m like “Well damn. That’s a nice ass…”
Then I look at the picture closer and realize it’s me from last year…
I miss last year.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so beautiful?
Because my dad put his peepee in my mums hooziwatsit and his tadpoles went into my mums egg.
Nine months later I squirted out the Hooziwatsit screaming my fool head off.
And then the world was at peace.
Really, send me anything!
- would you rathers
- get curious
- who you would ship me with
- who i remind you of!
- Love ya all!
Anonymous asked: Would you date a guy in his mid forties?
I have considered it before for the right person. However, I’m not currently looking for a relationship.