Blueberry♥

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Being all behind the crowd. My mum bought me a kigurumi in time for winter. :3

Sometimes I get sent photos of butts. And I’m like “Well damn. That’s a nice ass…”

Then I look at the picture closer and realize it’s me from last year…

I miss last year.

Anonymous asked: Why are you so beautiful?

Because my dad put his peepee in my mums hooziwatsit and his tadpoles went into my mums egg.
Nine months later I squirted out the Hooziwatsit screaming my fool head off.
And then the world was at peace.

Send me asks :)

thehiddenheroes:

Really, send me anything!

  • questions
  • would you rathers
  • FMK
  • get curious 
  • who you would ship me with
  • who i remind you of! 
  • Love ya all!

Because….

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Added more blue to my hair.

Anonymous asked: Would you date a guy in his mid forties?

I have considered it before for the right person. However, I’m not currently looking for a relationship.

This is my new pretty boy. I took him home today. :3

Sure. I don’t need my hand. Or blood flow. Thanks, jerk. Maybe you wouldn’t be freaking out so much if you didn’t wrap up your own goddamn self. Idiot. ♥

Dread babies just get longer and longer. Love it.

sugarbrass:

vaporeon:

The best commentary on the WA Shark Culling so far.

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AUSTRALIAN THINGS IVE EVER SEEN AND ITS SO FUCKIN VALID EVERYONE WATCH THIS

This.

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